Movies I've seen - 912
Title  |
Review |
Date |
| The Man with the Golden Gun | 12.07.2006 - 11:44.26 | |
| City Slickers | 12.07.2006 - 12:14.00 | |
| The Queen | 09.16.2007 - 22:52.20 | |
| 2 Fast 2 Furious | 10 times more fast and 100 times more furious. | 04.06.2007 - 00:56.37 |
| Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow | 40's film style. Didn't live up to the possibilities. | 02.11.2006 - 22:14.00 |
| King Kong | A bit over the top. | 06.24.2006 - 21:18.50 |
| The Whole Ten Yards | A bit too goofy. | 04.14.2006 - 22:32.47 |
| House of Flying Daggers | A bit too much romance. | 04.29.2006 - 19:21.32 |
| Danny the Dog | A chick flick hidden in a action movie | 08.22.2005 - 01:22.32 |
| Rising Sun | A hotty had to die. | 05.24.2005 - 15:02.32 |
| King Arthur | A unique interpretation of the Arthurian mythology. | 12.19.2004 - 19:47.52 |
| Very Bad Things | A very bad movie. That joke wrote itself. | 06.05.2005 - 00:38.11 |
| Lucky Number Slevin | Actually pretty damn good. | 06.02.2006 - 22:40.04 |
| Inside Man | Actually pretty good. | 05.13.2006 - 23:50.54 |
| Stranger Than Fiction | Actually pretty good. Not a typical Will Ferrell movie. | 04.03.2007 - 23:49.42 |
| Coach Carter | Alright but felt long. | 02.04.2006 - 02:58.44 |
| X-Men: The Last Stand | Alright but the story blew more than a Thai hooker. | 05.29.2006 - 13:28.02 |
| Amazing Grace | Amazingly boring. | 01.05.2008 - 22:48.51 |
| Galaxy Quest | Amusing | 04.19.2005 - 10:28.40 |
| Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III | And than they made a third one.... | 05.25.2005 - 10:59.29 |
| RoboCop 3 | And this is where the movie series took a turn. | 05.24.2005 - 15:07.42 |
| Gone in Sixty Seconds | Angelina Jolie has big lips. Seriously. | 04.29.2005 - 12:41.51 |
| The Avengers | Are you fucking kidding me. | 04.19.2005 - 11:55.53 |
| Hotel Rwanda | Atrocity on film. | 04.23.2006 - 02:26.39 |
| Banlieue 13 | Awesome action. | 09.08.2006 - 23:05.21 |
| Casino Royale | Awesome. | 11.18.2006 - 01:49.38 |
| Hulk | Awful story but pretty brilliant photography at times. Awful CG though. | 04.29.2005 - 13:45.55 |
| Four Brothers | Bad with a capital Brother | 01.15.2006 - 15:25.34 |
| Two for the Money | Bad. | 12.18.2005 - 14:03.24 |
| Jet Li's Fearless | Badass. But one has to wonder, how many villages are out there that can take in a broken warrior? | 12.20.2006 - 22:04.36 |
| Resident Evil: Apocalypse | Because the pain wasn't enough from the first | 05.24.2005 - 14:59.51 |
| xXx: State of the Union | Best movie ever....and by best I mean worst! Zing! | 07.25.2005 - 10:20.41 |
| Starsky & Hutch | Blah | 05.24.2005 - 16:42.34 |
| 300 | Bloody awesome. | 03.10.2007 - 22:59.54 |
| Kelly's Heroes | Can definitly tell it was made in the 70's. | 04.21.2006 - 22:06.06 |
| Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind | Can you forget love? | 06.25.2006 - 01:43.11 |
| Catwoman | Catwoman. More like Crapwoman. | 04.03.2006 - 02:12.56 |
| The Family Stone | Chick flick. | 06.18.2006 - 16:01.09 |
| Black Sheep | Chris Farley and David Spade. nuff said. | 07.25.2005 - 15:22.17 |
| Airplane! | Classic | 07.15.2005 - 13:37.34 |
| Caddyshack | Classic | 07.26.2005 - 13:22.22 |
| Duck Soup | Classic | 06.25.2006 - 16:50.57 |
| The Constant Gardener | Constant boring. But beautiful scenery. | 05.08.2006 - 16:36.43 |
| Highlander: The Source | Continuing the long line of crap Highlander movies. Too bad CG couldn't fix a shitty story. In fact, it made it worse. Oh yeah, Joe dies. | 03.19.2007 - 01:38.25 |
| The One | Could have been better. | 04.29.2005 - 14:37.53 |
| Final Fantasy: Advent Children | Could someone please explain to me what the fuck I just watched. | 10.02.2005 - 03:28.13 |
| Barton Fink | Couldn | 07.31.2007 - 22:18.47 |
| The Moguls | Cute movie....about making porn. | 06.20.2007 - 00:48.33 |
| The Good German | Damn, now that's style. | 04.02.2007 - 10:35.04 |
| Employee of the Month | Derrr I wonder who gets the girl. | 01.08.2007 - 15:40.25 |
| Transporter 2 | Dissapointing to say the least | 12.19.2005 - 02:03.47 |
| Music and Lyrics | Dog shit. | 05.22.2007 - 16:29.24 |
| Living & Dying | Don't watch this movie. At all. | 03.09.2008 - 00:14.14 |
| Blade: Trinity | Dumb as the others. | 01.17.2005 - 20:21.38 |
| Fun with Dick and Jane | Eh | 05.29.2006 - 13:28.35 |
| Napoleon Dynamite | Eh it's okay | 01.15.2005 - 00:56.54 |
| The Da Vinci Code | Eh not bad, not good. | 06.03.2006 - 22:07.49 |
| Deja Vu | Eh, not that clever. | 04.20.2007 - 01:44.50 |
| The Matador | Eh, what was the point. | 01.15.2006 - 15:24.35 |
| The Adventures of Pluto Nash | Eh. | 04.19.2005 - 10:48.51 |
| The Alamo | Eh. | 04.19.2005 - 10:56.22 |
| Stealth | Eh. | 08.21.2005 - 16:38.54 |
| Bedazzled | Elizabeth Hurley is the hwat. | 07.25.2005 - 14:20.13 |
| The Departed | Everyone dies in the end. | 12.18.2006 - 01:33.57 |
| I <3 Huckabees | Existential Crap. | 03.21.2005 - 10:55.49 |
| Closer | Fairly interesting. | 07.08.2006 - 23:23.38 |
| The Good Shepherd | Fairly long as but that's how spy stories go. | 12.31.2006 - 19:13.50 |
| Ratatouille | Fantastic! | 07.15.2007 - 00:11.46 |
| Crank | Fast. Real fast. | 01.06.2007 - 01:27.18 |
| The Longest Yard | Few good moments. | 08.06.2005 - 01:37.29 |
| Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest | Filler. | 01.01.2007 - 22:05.15 |
| Batman Forever | Forever indeed. | 04.19.2005 - 12:09.54 |
| Ocean's 11 | Frankly (Sinatra), not as good as the newer one. | 02.11.2008 - 01:47.38 |
| Glengarry Glen Ross | Fuck me? No no fuck you! | 05.30.2007 - 10:06.08 |
| American Pie 5: The Naked Mile | Fuck storyline, let's just show some tits. | 12.17.2006 - 01:21.30 |
| Batman and Robin | Fuck this movie and the poop in spawned from. | 04.19.2005 - 12:09.00 |
| Savior | Fucked up shit. | 02.27.2008 - 23:04.05 |
| Showdown in Little Tokyo | Fucking 80's awesomeness. | 08.31.2007 - 00:15.07 |
| The Ringer | Fucking awful. So derivative. | 12.09.2006 - 01:29.22 |
| Jurassic Park III | Fucking awful. The gymnast daughter kicks the raptors ass. What the fuck. | 04.29.2005 - 15:19.36 |
| Idiocracy | Fucking brilliant. | 04.03.2007 - 01:09.42 |
| Basic Instinct 2 | Fucking god awful garbage. Even seeing Sharon Stone's tits doesn't save this film. | 06.23.2007 - 01:14.38 |
| Hot Fuzz | Fucking hilarious! | 06.10.2007 - 23:12.39 |
| Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan | Fucking hilarious. | 11.04.2006 - 22:53.59 |
| Bring It On | Fucking Kirsten Dunst as a cheerleader? Shhwing! | 12.07.2006 - 12:17.55 |
| Shichinin no samurai | Fucking long. | 04.02.2006 - 01:49.24 |
| The Wild Bunch | Fucking long. | 01.01.2007 - 22:04.39 |
| Highlander: Endgame | Fucking painful. | 04.29.2005 - 13:18.33 |
| Redline | Fucking retarded. | 08.13.2007 - 00:38.30 |
| Ocean's 11 | Fucking slick as all hell. | 08.25.2006 - 12:11.21 |
| Fantastic Four | Fucking stupid. | 09.26.2005 - 02:56.25 |
| The Sentinel | Fucking the first lady. Nice. | 11.11.2007 - 23:38.27 |
| National Lampoon's Gold Diggers | Fucking waste of shit. | 04.23.2007 - 00:53.41 |
| Donnie Darko | Fucking weird. | 10.23.2005 - 01:45.26 |
| Charlie and the Chocolate Factory | Fucking weird. | 08.16.2006 - 08:16.16 |
| 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer | Galactus is a fucking cloud? | 07.19.2007 - 00:58.21 |
| Space Cowboys | Geriatrics in space! | 04.04.2006 - 00:33.36 |
| Pride & Prejudice | God what the fuck. | 07.16.2006 - 20:34.12 |
| The Fast and the Furious | God, fuck this movie. | 04.22.2005 - 14:29.00 |
| North Country | God, some ignorant fucks we have in this world. | 08.12.2006 - 22:32.45 |