Movies I've seen - 912
Title  |
Review |
Date |
| Can't Hardly Wait | You can wait. | 07.26.2005 - 13:31.18 |
| Die Hard 2 | Yippee Kayee Mother Fucker!!! | 06.21.2007 - 00:16.03 |
| Underworld: Evolution | Yeah....what's the deal with Vampires and Werewolves? | 02.20.2006 - 02:48.55 |
| Chicago | Yeah....I saw it. | 05.26.2005 - 15:06.21 |
| The Dead Girl | yeah........ | 06.22.2007 - 01:02.59 |
| Blank Check | Yeah...... | 07.25.2005 - 15:27.57 |
| What About Bob? | Yeah, what about Bob? | 05.22.2007 - 16:24.26 |
| Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid | Yeah, I watched it. | 05.14.2006 - 22:45.24 |
| Elektra | Yeah, I saw it. | 04.11.2005 - 01:40.39 |
| The Last Kiss | Yeah, a girl wants Zach Braff THAT much. | 03.25.2007 - 01:13.11 |
| Collateral Damage | Yeah sure they planned that far ahead. Why not. | 04.19.2005 - 14:57.30 |
| Little Women | Yeah I watched it. | 01.01.2006 - 20:39.49 |
| Brokeback Mountain | Yeah I saw it. | 03.18.2006 - 21:37.22 |
| Active Stealth | Wow. Just fucking awful. | 04.19.2005 - 10:46.04 |
| Pride and Glory | Wow, not good. | 08.23.2009 - 21:55.53 |
| Solo | Wow was your movie a piece of shit | 05.24.2005 - 16:32.22 |
| Barb Wire | wow was this a piece of shit. | 04.23.2005 - 00:15.57 |
| The Adventures of Pluto Nash | Wow was this a piece of shit. | 07.15.2005 - 10:57.42 |
| Kingdom of Heaven | Wow was this a disappointment | 10.02.2005 - 20:38.47 |
| The Rocketeer | Wow this could have been good. | 05.24.2005 - 15:13.14 |
| The Punisher | Wow this could have been good but on the other hand, it turned out really fucking stupid. | 05.24.2005 - 13:10.28 |
| Training Day | Wow could this movie have been cooler. | 05.25.2005 - 11:53.47 |
| 16 Blocks | Would be a good movie if they didn't fucking mumble their lines. | 06.24.2006 - 01:48.28 |
| She's the Man | Worst fucking shit movie I've seen. Just totally awful. Dialog was just atrocious. | 12.18.2006 - 12:40.40 |
| Johnny Mnemonic | Why does the future suck? | 04.29.2005 - 15:16.35 |
| The Wizard | Why do we treat kids like fucking retards? | 07.11.2007 - 01:55.25 |
| The Mechanik | Who knew Dolph Lundgren could write and direct? | 03.05.2006 - 00:48.47 |
| Rocky Balboa | When movie stars try to capture their memories. | 03.23.2009 - 01:41.56 |
| Knockaround Guys | What! The! Fuck! was the point of this movie? | 04.29.2005 - 16:26.35 |
| Miller's Crossing | What the fuck? | 04.29.2007 - 00:00.02 |
| Ben-Hur | What I want to know is how they pulled off some of those shots. | 06.12.2006 - 00:36.23 |
| Welcome to the Dollhouse | What a piece of weird shit. | 12.16.2006 - 00:29.41 |
| Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines | What a piece of shit. | 05.25.2005 - 11:12.23 |
| Super Mario Bros. | What a giant bag of fuck this was. | 05.24.2005 - 16:49.04 |
| A History of Violence | What a big piece of WTF shit. | 02.24.2006 - 22:09.41 |
| Magnolia | Weird | 03.08.2006 - 12:13.55 |
| 8MM | We are some fucked up individuals. | 07.14.2007 - 18:08.28 |
| Super Size Me | We are fucking fat! | 06.24.2007 - 01:56.02 |
| Zombie Strippers! | Way to branch out there Jenna. Can't be a movie without showing your tits huh? | 06.10.2008 - 00:47.17 |
| Ace Ventura: Pet Detective | Was gold when I first saw it. Now..... | 07.15.2005 - 10:54.53 |
| Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events | Visually good but acting and story were appalling. | 09.17.2006 - 02:15.02 |
| Good Night, and Good Luck. | Very good movie. The parallels between than and now are haunting. | 02.13.2006 - 02:56.51 |
| United 93 | Very emotional | 06.24.2006 - 01:47.55 |
| Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith | Vaguely okay. thank god this is over | 05.24.2005 - 16:38.17 |
| Hostage | Um yeah.....That didn't make a whole lotta sense to me. | 04.01.2006 - 23:51.42 |
| The Graduate | Um okay. | 11.21.2005 - 01:25.25 |
| In Good Company | Uhh what was the point of this movie? | 05.16.2005 - 15:27.30 |
| Cars | Typical Hollywood animated bullshit. | 10.09.2006 - 13:24.24 |
| National Treasure | twice! | 05.24.2005 - 10:18.05 |
| Rebel Without a Cause | Transparent and odd. | 12.03.2006 - 14:14.29 |
| Wayne's World | Totally awesome Wayne! | 06.22.2006 - 01:03.16 |
| Date Movie | Total crap. Except for Stephanie Monk | 07.07.2006 - 22:08.09 |
| The Weather Man | Too quiet. | 02.27.2006 - 02:30.08 |
| Bridge to Terabithia | This was a big bag of suck. | 05.22.2007 - 16:24.02 |
| Do or Die | This movie is awesome. Truly classic B movie brilliance. | 10.30.2006 - 09:27.54 |
| Antitrust | This didn't remind me at all about Microsoft. | 05.25.2005 - 15:39.14 |
| Knocked Up | This could have nearly killed Katherine Heigl for me. | 09.09.2007 - 22:45.04 |
| American Pie Presents Band Camp | Think of a big pile of steaming shit and you're thinking of this movie. | 03.19.2006 - 01:29.30 |
| Intolerable Cruelty | They got the intolerable part right. | 08.07.2007 - 19:21.52 |
| A Man Apart | There was a point to this movie? | 03.31.2005 - 11:56.59 |
| O Brother, Where Art Thou? | The South is retarded. | 07.15.2007 - 00:12.21 |
| Baby Doll | The south is fucking retarded. | 03.19.2007 - 01:34.39 |
| Death of a President | The realism is incredible at times. | 10.30.2006 - 09:30.08 |
| Judge Dredd | The judge! | 04.29.2005 - 15:18.07 |
| The Last King of Scotland | The evil we will do to each other is astounding. | 04.21.2007 - 23:04.29 |
| Austin Powers in Goldmember | Thankfully this was the last one. | 04.19.2005 - 11:52.24 |
| Slumdog Millionaire | Sure sucks to live in India when you're poor. | 05.03.2009 - 23:02.02 |
| Joe Dirt | Stupid. | 12.18.2006 - 11:48.44 |
| Beer League | Stupid and predictable but fucking funny as all hell. | 01.15.2007 - 02:13.37 |
| Sahara | Stop a ecological disaster, topple a dictator, find a missing ship in the middle of a desert and get the girl. Right. | 08.28.2005 - 01:23.02 |
| The Aristocrats | So they go into the agents office... | 02.11.2006 - 02:21.57 |
| Flyboys | So formulaic, it felt like trench warfare. | 06.18.2007 - 22:07.30 |
| Thank You for Smoking | Smoke em if you got em. | 10.09.2006 - 13:23.21 |
| Ocean's 13 | Slick but not as slick as the first one. | 06.10.2007 - 23:11.27 |
| The Wedding Date | Shite | 08.22.2005 - 01:21.39 |
| Marked Woman | She's marked I say! | 01.06.2008 - 22:16.55 |
| Ghost Rider | Saw it for free...if you can't...DON'T. | 05.31.2007 - 00:16.55 |
| The Big Bounce | Sara Foster is the hwat. | 07.25.2005 - 14:49.27 |
| The Net | Sandra Bullock can hax0r into my pants any day of week. | 05.24.2005 - 10:23.22 |
| This Is Spinal Tap | Rock on! | 01.07.2007 - 22:16.02 |
| Under Siege 2: Dark Territory | Right. | 05.25.2005 - 11:58.55 |
| Volcano | Right. | 05.25.2005 - 12:27.37 |
| The 400 Blows | Remember seeing this in French class. Heh 400 blows. | 12.07.2006 - 10:36.46 |
| Kiss Kiss Bang Bang | Really quite good. | 07.09.2006 - 02:23.26 |
| A Prairie Home Companion | Really pretty God awful. Guy Noir was funny though. | 10.09.2006 - 13:23.58 |
| Kung Fu Hustle | Pretty slick. Don't understand half of it though. | 05.06.2006 - 00:21.48 |
| The Prestige | Pretty slick. | 02.24.2007 - 02:36.14 |
| Assault on Precinct 13 | Pretty good. Not great. | 05.02.2005 - 23:12.25 |
| Ocean's 12 | Pretty good. Not as slick as the first I thought but still very good. | 12.12.2004 - 21:56.54 |
| Strangers on a Train | Pretty good. Kinda slow. | 01.17.2005 - 01:10.37 |
| Superman Returns | Pretty good. | 07.05.2006 - 01:19.08 |
| The Pursuit of Happyness | Pretty good. | 05.22.2007 - 16:26.53 |
| Hollywoodland | Pretty good. | 05.27.2007 - 22:53.15 |
| The Ice Harvest | Pretty funny. Starts off slow but definitly hits the mark. Predictable though. | 03.06.2006 - 01:58.23 |
| Hitch | Pretty funny. Not as silly as I thought it would be. | 09.02.2006 - 00:12.44 |
| The Girl Next Door | Pretty funny. | 04.25.2005 - 02:43.00 |
| Just Friends | Pretty funny. | 06.10.2006 - 02:16.39 |
| Little Miss Sunshine | Pretty funny. | 03.12.2007 - 15:49.08 |
| Scary Movie 4 | Pretty fucking shitty. | 07.10.2006 - 01:29.35 |
| Cidade de Deus | Pretty fucking depressing. Well done though. | 09.29.2006 - 22:36.32 |